diff --git a/index.php b/index.php
index dea0a49..235018d 100644
--- a/index.php
+++ b/index.php
@@ -1,33 +1,101 @@
 <?php
 
-$sites = file("sites.txt", FILE_IGNORE_NEW_LINES | FILE_SKIP_EMPTY_LINES);
+declare(strict_types=1);
 
-$current = $_GET['site'] ?? '';
-
-if (!$current) {
-    echo "No site specified.";
-    exit;
+header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=UTF-8");
+header("X-Content-Type-Options: nosniff");
+header("Referrer-Policy: strict-origin-when-cross-origin");
+header("Permissions-Policy: geolocation=(), microphone=(), camera=()");
+header(
+    "Content-Security-Policy: default-src 'none'; base-uri 'none'; form-action 'none'; frame-ancestors *",
+);
+if (function_exists("header_remove")) {
+    header_remove("X-Frame-Options");
 }
 
-$index = array_search($current, $sites);
+function normalizeHost(string $value): ?string
+{
+    $value = trim(strtolower($value));
 
+    if ($value === "") {
+        return null;
+    }
+
+    if (preg_match("#^https?://#", $value) === 1) {
+        $parsedHost = parse_url($value, PHP_URL_HOST);
+        if (!is_string($parsedHost) || $parsedHost === "") {
+            return null;
+        }
+        $value = strtolower($parsedHost);
+    }
+
+    $value = explode("/", $value, 2)[0];
+
+    if (
+        preg_match(
+            "/\A(?=.{1,253}\z)(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]{0,61}[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z]{2,63}\z/",
+            $value,
+        ) !== 1
+    ) {
+        return null;
+    }
+
+    return $value;
+}
+
+$rawSites = file(
+    __DIR__ . "/sites.txt",
+    FILE_IGNORE_NEW_LINES | FILE_SKIP_EMPTY_LINES,
+);
+if ($rawSites === false) {
+    http_response_code(500);
+    echo ";_;";
+    exit();
+}
+
+$sites = [];
+foreach ($rawSites as $rawSite) {
+    $normalized = normalizeHost($rawSite);
+    if ($normalized !== null) {
+        $sites[] = $normalized;
+    }
+}
+$sites = array_values(array_unique($sites));
+
+if (count($sites) < 2) {
+    http_response_code(500);
+    echo "did't find at least two sites to ring among";
+    exit();
+}
+
+$current = normalizeHost((string) ($_GET["site"] ?? ""));
+if ($current === null) {
+    http_response_code(400);
+    echo "genuinely what are we doing here";
+    exit();
+}
+
+$index = array_search($current, $sites, true);
 if ($index === false) {
-    echo "Site not in ring.";
-    exit;
+    http_response_code(404);
+    echo "This site isn't actually part of the ringularity ;-;";
+    exit();
 }
 
 $total = count($sites);
-
-$prevIndex = ($index - 1 + $total) % $total;
-$nextIndex = ($index + 1) % $total;
-
-$prev = $sites[$prevIndex];
-$next = $sites[$nextIndex];
-
+$prev = $sites[($index - 1 + $total) % $total];
+$next = $sites[($index + 1) % $total];
 ?>
-
-<div class="webring">
-    <a href="//<?= htmlspecialchars($prev) ?>">← Previous</a>
-    |
-    <a href="//<?= htmlspecialchars($next) ?>">Next →</a>
+<div class="webring" role="navigation" aria-label="Webring navigation">
+    <a href="https://<?= htmlspecialchars(
+        $prev,
+        ENT_QUOTES | ENT_SUBSTITUTE,
+        "UTF-8",
+    ) ?>" target="_top" rel="noopener noreferrer">&larr; PREV</a>
+    <span aria-hidden="true"> | </span>
+    <a href="https://<?= htmlspecialchars(
+        $next,
+        ENT_QUOTES | ENT_SUBSTITUTE,
+        "UTF-8",
+    ) ?>" target="_top" rel="noopener noreferrer">NEXT &rarr;</a>
 </div>